
Get ahold of yourself, Sarah! The children! The children! Think of your children, Sarah! Think of your children! Seriously?! This PoC™ reminds you PoUDBToD™ of KBSD™?! Please try and refrain from unleashing them on the PoUDBToD™, no matter how much these puny humans deserve it.


The murderous crustaceans are exhausted after their latest launch, and need to rest. Some reviewers People of Utterly Despicable Book Taste of Doom (PoUDBToD™) say this series reminds them of Kate Bloody Shrimping Daniels (KBSD™).

You think I bothered checking the percentage after that? ☠ DNF at: who the fish knows? Reading 50% of this book (aka a whooping 135 pages) felt like reading Ulysses twice.
